> 2. The pretty flashing orange lights on the sides of your car are not just 
> for decoration. They are actually there for a specific reason. Go learn 
> about them.

I usually inform them that their indicators are broken first...

> 3. Some people seem to believe that green means "go slowly" and red means 
> "go quickly". This is not in fact the case. Actually green means "go", and 
> any colour that is not green means "stop". Not "stop if you feel like it" 
> or "stop if it's convinient to your day", but "stop". As in "STOP RIGHT 
> FRIGGIN' NOW YOU MORON!".

Doesn't amber mean "stop if it's safe to do so"? ie no need to do an 
emergency stop if there is someone behind you.

> 7. If there is no more space on your drive, park in the nearest layby. 
> Yes, I realise this means you have to walk 24 feet further than you would 
> if you just park in the middle of the road, but trust me, the excercise 
> will do you good.

Parking on the road should just be banned full stop.

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